Tom Caruso
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Narcos United FC | Fall Open 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 3 |
| Red Right Hand | Fall Masters 2026 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| Orange You Glad Phil's a Cunt FC | Fall Sunday 2026 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 22 | -11 | 0 | 3 | 6 |
| Swedish Fish Floppers FC | Summer Masters 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 7 |
| Grooming Brooks's Kitty | Spring Masters 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 3 | 13 | 7 |
| Das boot in mein balls FC | Spring Sunday 2026 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| My little Soda Pops FC | Fall Open 2025 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 2 | 17 | 9 |
| Full Navy Jackets | Fall Masters 2025 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
| Pescatore FC | Fall Sunday 2025 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 31 | -12 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| A Little Past Our Prime | Summer Masters 2025 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 16 | -3 | 2 | 10 | 7 |
| FC Barkelona | Spring Open 2025 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 0 | 8 | 8 |
| Ice Ice Crew | Spring Masters 2025 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 16 | -3 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Break the Rules, F*ck the Norm | Spring Sunday 2025 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 26 | 28 | -2 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| OG Golden Boys FC | Fall Open 2024 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 8 |
| Black Russian | Fall Masters 2024 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 8 |
| Worst Child of Mine | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 30 | 28 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| Invasion of NORMandy | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 27 | 26 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| SeanLoveEveryone | Spring Masters 2024 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 29 | 16 | 13 | 0 | 22 | 10 |
| The Real Teal | Spring Open 2024 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 23 | 17 | 6 | 1 | 14 | 10 |
| Your Mother's Better than Me | Spring Sunday 2024 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 8 | 10 |
| 1/4 Finals Guaranteed | Fall Sunday 2023 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 40 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 23 | 11 |
| Just...Uncompromising | Fall Masters 2023 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 30 | -7 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Athayle-Red, (Almost) White and Blue | Spring Masters 2023 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 21 | 43 | -22 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| 3rd String All-Stars | Spring Open 2023 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 32 | 22 | 10 | 1 | 18 | 10 |
| The Bulgarian Mafia | Spring Sunday 2023 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 29 | 32 | -3 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| FC Wise Old Men | Fall Masters 2022 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 1 | 15 | 9 |
| Star Spangled Bangers | Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 3 | 10 | 9 |
| Sean - Balls to the Wall | Fall Sunday 2022 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Not So Young Boys of Summer | Summer Masters 2022 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 11 | 7 |
| The Dog Will Come Back, Eventually | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 16 | 31 | -15 | 0 | 6 | 10 |
| Bye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 9 |
| Gag Reflex | Fall Open 2021 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 2 | 13 | 10 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| Inject Light Into The Body | Spring Sunday 2021 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Dufresne In the Hole | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 9 | 5 |
| STFU Donny | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| The Chosen One | Fall Sunday 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| La Flama Blanca | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Up In Smoke | Summer Masters 2019 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 8 |
| This is Bull SHEEEET! | Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| Feroce Grigio | Spring Night 2019 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 14 | 34 | -20 | 1 | 4 | 11 |
| Inconceivable! | Spring Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 12 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| I want my $2, Chad | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 17 | 11 |
| Make My Day | Spring Sunday 2019 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 25 | 22 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 11 |
| The Chumpions | Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| The Gooners | Fall Sunday 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| Lime , Salt and Tequila | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 24 | 33 | -9 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| The Black Team Matters | Spring Night 2017 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 10 | 13 | 4 | 26 | 11 |
| Caltrans FC | Fall Sunday 2016 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 30 | 11 | 19 | 4 | 26 | 11 |