Ethan Cook
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Devils Rejects | Summer Open 2026 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 0 | 9 | 7 |
| Net Six and Chill | Spring Open 2026 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 24 | -6 | 0 | 7 | 7 |
| Teen LaQueefa FC | Fall Open 2025 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 17 | -2 | 1 | 14 | 9 |
| Bulls Deep FC | Summer Open 2025 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 2 | 5 | 8 |
| The Creatine Creamers FC | Spring Open 2025 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 34 | -13 | 0 | 6 | 8 |
| Age is just a number | Fall Open 2024 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| Invasion of NORMandy | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 27 | 26 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| Lavender Juice Boxes | Spring Open 2024 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 10 |
| Mellow Yellow | Fall Open 2023 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 2 | 16 | 11 |
| Geri-Hat-Tricks | Spring Open 2023 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 10 |
| Wow, that guy is still playing!? | Spring Night 2021 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 2 | 9 | 7 |
| Shirley's Soiled Zorch | Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| Los Diablos Rojos | Fall Night 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Feets of Magic | Spring Night 2019 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 30 | 21 | 9 | 2 | 24 | 11 |
| FC BOLAS CATALANES | Fall Night 2018 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 11 |
| zeGermans FC | Spring Night 2018 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| Merica F%$# Yeah! | Fall Night 2017 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 15 | 16 | 1 | 24 | 11 |
| SRexit | Spring Night 2017 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 23 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 11 |