Danny White
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Viking Cuck FC | Summer Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Baker's Dozen United FC | Spring Open 2026 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 24 | -3 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| Hung White Dynasty | Fall Open 2025 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Pescatore FC | Fall Sunday 2025 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 31 | -12 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Bloody Sabbath FC | Fall Sunday 2025 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| Nugs and Buds FC! | Summer Open 2025 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 8 |
| Gay(happy) Vikings FC | Spring Open 2025 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 14 | 18 | -4 | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| You had to be there | Spring Sunday 2025 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 27 | -4 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Cock's on the ball | Fall Open 2024 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 25 | -13 | 0 | 5 | 8 |
| Haaland Oates FC | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 29 | 17 | 12 | 3 | 17 | 11 |
| Welcome to the Black Parade | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 0 | 18 | 11 |
| Hot Stuff, can't get enough | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 32 | 21 | 11 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| Werewolves of London | Fall Sunday 2024 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Hawk Tuah, Norm | Summer Open 2024 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 6 | 23 | 2 | 21 | 7 |
| Splitter of Cousins SC | Spring Open 2024 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 1 | 8 | 10 |
| SRHS FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 24 | 34 | -10 | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| Kermit's Velvet Hammer FC | Fall Open 2023 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Silver Bullets | Summer Open 2023 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 26 | -9 | 0 | 5 | 8 |
| Geri-Hat-Tricks | Spring Open 2023 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 10 |
| Smell Us Strömming | Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 9 |
| Globo Gym | Summer Open 2022 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Massey Made Me Do It | Spring Open 2022 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 10 |
| Turn a Blind Eye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Balls Deep | Fall Open 2021 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 10 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| Team Danny | Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 2 | 9 | 10 |
| Vaccinators | Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| I Cry After Sex | Spring Night 2021 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Pigs and Peanut Butter | Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Hard Pass on the Devil's Grass | Spring Night 2020 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 15 | 5 |
| The Chosen One | Fall Sunday 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| STFU Donny | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| Blue Balls FC | Fall Night 2019 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Hurts When I Pee(SG) | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Sick Balls Chopper! | Spring Sunday 2019 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 30 | -14 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Twitty Tisters | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 29 | -9 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Stinky Pinky | Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| The Stars and Stripes | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| Game of Throw-Ins | Spring Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 15 | 33 | -18 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| Blue Agave | Spring Sunday 2018 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 4 | 21 | 11 |