Jesse Funderburk
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Creatine Creamers FC | Spring Open 2025 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 34 | -13 | 0 | 6 | 8 |
| I am Whiteclaw | Spring Sunday 2022 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 9 |
| The R. Kelly Experience | Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| La Naranja Mecanica | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 29 | 20 | 1 | 25 | 11 |
| Clockwork Orange | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 31 | -14 | 1 | 9 | 11 |
| Putrid Stench | Spring Sunday 2018 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 16 | 28 | -12 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| Game of Throw-Ins | Spring Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 15 | 33 | -18 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| My Manager is a Prick | Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| Light Blue Balls | Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| FC Deplorable and Infidel Hombres | Spring Sunday 2017 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 16 | 38 | -22 | 0 | 6 | 11 |
| Zika Blues | Fall Sunday 2016 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 28 | -11 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| SROP Hooligans | Fall Night 2016 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 11 |
| Go Back to Your Shit Hole | Spring Sunday 2016 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Cox and Balds | Spring Night 2016 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 3 | 13 | 11 |
| The Oscars | Spring Night 2016 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 4 | 16 | 11 |
| FC Barca Bright | Spring Night 2016 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 32 | 24 | 8 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| FC Barcelona | Spring Night 2016 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| WBM FC | Fall Sunday 2015 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 11 |
| McSweaty | Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Short Bus FC | Fall Night 2015 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 11 |
| Golden Showers | Spring Sunday 2015 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 26 | 30 | -4 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Tree Huggers & Gropers | Spring Night 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Too Beaucoup | Fall Sunday 2014 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 26 | 39 | -13 | 1 | 9 | 12 |
| Fire Crotches | Spring Sunday 2014 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
| Sporting G-Strings | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 11 |
| Hammers | Fall Sunday 2013 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| Ganja | Spring Sunday 2013 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 37 | 22 | 15 | 2 | 27 | 12 |
| Team Awesome | Fall Sunday 2012 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 37 | 29 | 8 | 2 | 18 | 12 |
| Commissioner | Spring Sunday 2012 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 33 | 41 | -8 | 0 | 12 | 12 |