Sean Phillips
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Un Ojo Rojo | Summer Masters 2026 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6 |
| Giddy Up! | Spring Masters 2026 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 13 | -6 | 0 | 2 | 7 |
| Coute de Beers FC | Spring Sunday 2026 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 31 | 25 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| We Want Poles Not Goals | Fall Masters 2025 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 9 |
| Masters of the Keg | Fall Sunday 2025 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 30 | 24 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Goes in Hot, Comes out a Little Hotter | Summer Masters 2025 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Hookers Don't Care | Spring Masters 2025 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| Flare Up FC | Spring Sunday 2025 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 30 | 35 | -5 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Ouzo on Ice | Fall Masters 2024 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 8 |
| Werewolves of London | Fall Sunday 2024 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Norm's a cunt | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| The Sean | Spring Masters 2024 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 21 | 23 | -2 | 0 | 8 | 10 |
| Mexicali Penal FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 1 | 10 | 10 |
| Old Pros and Pacificos | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 47 | 34 | 13 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Consensual Dicks | Fall Masters 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| The Karens | Summer Masters 2023 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 8 |
| Stenzel - Three-Peat is Unlikely | Spring Masters 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 17 | 11 |
| The Bulgarian Mafia | Spring Sunday 2023 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 29 | 32 | -3 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| We've got the Biggest Balls of them All | Fall Masters 2022 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 1 | 18 | 9 |
| Sean - Balls to the Wall | Fall Sunday 2022 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Soylent Green | Summer Masters 2022 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 7 |
| SROAARP | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 | 5 | 10 |
| Turn a Blind Eye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Nobody Fucks with the Jesus | Fall Masters 2021 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 1 | 11 | 10 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| Bang Ding Ow | Summer Masters 2021 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 10 |
| Calmate Mutherfuckers | Spring Sunday 2021 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| We are Surrounded by Idiots | Spring Night 2021 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 7 |
| CoronaVirus in Hong Kong | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| Shirley's Soiled Zorch | Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| The Purple-Eagles (Look It Up) | Fall Sunday 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| The Pinheads | Fall Night 2019 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 12 | 25 | 3 | 30 | 11 |
| This is Bull SHEEEET! | Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| Bitches Get Stiches | Spring Night 2019 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 31 | 25 | 6 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| The Sheriff Is Near | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 37 | 26 | 11 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Gilligan's Finger Smells Like Ginger | Fall Sunday 2018 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 33 | 25 | 8 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Nacho Libre | Fall Night 2018 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Pazzo's for 1 | Summer Masters 2018 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 2 | 22 | 9 |
| SCLTSOMB | Summer Masters 2017 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| Dilly Dilly! | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| My Manager is a Prick | Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| White Power Rangers | Summer Masters 2016 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 6 |
| The Dirty Sanchez | Fall Sunday 2017 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| Breast Awareness | Fall Night 2017 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 14 | 19 | 2 | 28 | 11 |
| Mariah's Gym Fishnet Sniffers | Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 17 | 37 | -20 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Stuff Hanging Down | Spring Night 2017 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 28 | -13 | 1 | 15 | 11 |
| Donkey Show FC | Fall Sunday 2016 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| SROP Hooligans | Fall Night 2016 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 11 |
| FuckinG Manc Bastards | Spring Sunday 2016 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 24 | 11 |
| Ho Lee Fuk FC | Spring Night 2016 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| CWA | Fall Sunday 2015 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 33 | 31 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Short Bus FC | Fall Night 2015 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 11 |
| FC Shrek | Spring Sunday 2015 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 0 | 24 | 11 |
| Deflated Balls | Spring Night 2015 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 17 | 11 |
| Bleached Driftwood | Fall Sunday 2014 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 30 | -1 | 0 | 19 | 12 |
| Sean of the Dead | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 11 |
| Boy Scouts of Uganda | Spring Sunday 2014 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 3 | 25 | 12 |
| Misfits | Spring Night 2014 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 4 | 17 | 11 |
| Hammers | Fall Sunday 2013 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| Cheaters | Fall Night 2013 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 4 | 24 | 11 |
| Blue Thunder | Spring Sunday 2013 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 17 | 23 | -6 | 2 | 13 | 12 |
| Gold Rush | Spring Night 2013 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 9 | 9 | 3 | 19 | 11 |
| White Lightning | Fall Sunday 2012 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 2 | 12 | 12 |
| Purple Dragons | Fall Night 2012 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Vendor | Spring Sunday 2012 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 39 | 28 | 11 | 1 | 24 | 12 |