Eric Rittershofer
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grooming Brooks's Kitty | Spring Masters 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 3 | 13 | 7 |
| Hung White Dynasty | Fall Open 2025 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| The J. Organ Experience | Fall Masters 2025 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 9 |
| A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action | Summer Masters 2025 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 6 | 11 | 4 | 16 | 7 |
| Hookers Don't Care | Spring Masters 2025 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| Ouzo on Ice | Fall Masters 2024 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 8 |
| Bunch of Daisies | Fall Masters 2024 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 7 | 13 | 2 | 18 | 8 |
| A-Dick-Sean Issues | Spring Masters 2024 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 21 | -1 | 3 | 18 | 10 |
| Luck of the Irish | Fall Masters 2023 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 30 | 20 | 10 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| McDermott - Pelvic Confusion | Spring Masters 2023 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| We've got the Biggest Balls of them All | Fall Masters 2022 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 1 | 18 | 9 |
| Millions of Peach Tree Dishes, My Fake Meat and Me | Summer Open 2022 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 0 | 6 | 7 |
| Los Merengues | Spring Open 2022 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 2 | 15 | 10 |
| Balls Deep | Fall Open 2021 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 10 |
| A pile of blow? That's my middle name! | Summer Masters 2021 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| Shirley's Soiled Zorch | Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| Kelly's Pub | Spring Night 2019 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 12 | 23 | -11 | 3 | 7 | 11 |
| Hush Money FC | Fall Night 2018 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Bluteus Maximus | Summer Masters 2018 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 10 | 25 | -15 | 0 | 5 | 9 |
| Walking Wounded | Summer Masters 2017 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 |
| Dilly Dilly! | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| Breast Awareness | Fall Night 2017 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 14 | 19 | 2 | 28 | 11 |
| Playing for Beer | Spring Night 2017 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 6 | 24 | 11 |
| R U Joking? | Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| FuckinG Manc Bastards | Spring Sunday 2016 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 24 | 11 |
| Ho Lee Fuk FC | Spring Night 2016 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| Your In Sample | Fall Night 2015 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Life Aint Nuttin But Pitches & Money | Spring Night 2015 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Just Here for the Beer | Fall Night 2014 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 11 | 15 | 5 | 27 | 11 |
| Middies Back! | Spring Night 2014 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 20 | 11 |
| Real Santee | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Whitey's Revenge | Spring Night 2013 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 29 | 9 | 20 | 3 | 25 | 11 |
| Doritios Bandidas | Fall Night 2012 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 1 | 13 | 11 |