Phil Straub
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red, White & Blue Balls | Spring Sunday 2026 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 23 | -2 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| Use your mouth SC | Fall Open 2025 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| Children of the Ale | Fall Sunday 2025 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Yoga Six FC | Spring Open 2025 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 8 |
| Gunning For You! | Spring Masters 2025 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 28 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 7 |
| SIIIUUUU | Spring Sunday 2025 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 25 | 18 | 7 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Werewolves of London | Fall Sunday 2024 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| BJ FC | Spring Open 2024 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 1 | 7 | 10 |
| Baby Blues FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 29 | 32 | -3 | 1 | 15 | 10 |
| Friends and Family Only | Fall Sunday 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| Real Men Wear Speedos | Spring Open 2023 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 25 | -10 | 1 | 13 | 10 |
| The Rooney Rule | Spring Sunday 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| Smell Us Strömming | Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 9 |
| Phil - USMNT B Team | Fall Sunday 2022 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 42 | 31 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 11 |
| Les Miserables | Spring Masters 2022 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 24 | 13 | 11 | 3 | 21 | 10 |
| Bye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 9 |
| Cleats & Cleavage FC. | Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| Team Amish | Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 25 | -16 | 0 | 7 | 10 |
| Inject Light Into The Body | Spring Sunday 2021 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| I Cry After Sex | Spring Night 2021 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Pheel My Kracken | Spring Sunday 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 0 | 4 | 5 |
| Punish the Liver FC | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 |
| The Purple-Eagles (Look It Up) | Fall Sunday 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Detox Just to Retox | Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 12 | 33 | -21 | 1 | 3 | 11 |
| Grumpy Old Men | Summer Masters 2019 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 8 |
| Screaming Green Boogers | Summer Masters 2019 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 1 | 9 | 8 |
| Alcoballics | Spring Night 2019 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 11 |
| Inconceivable! | Spring Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 12 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| The Chumpions | Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| Stinky Pinky | Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| Pazzo's for 1 | Summer Masters 2018 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 2 | 22 | 9 |
| SCLTSOMB | Summer Masters 2017 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| Le Petit Diable | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 19 | 23 | -4 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Putrid Stench | Spring Sunday 2018 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 16 | 28 | -12 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| Dry Dreams & Wet Farts | Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 0 | 7 | 6 |
| No Muff too Tough | Fall Sunday 2017 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 11 |
| Neymarless | Fall Night 2017 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| FC Deplorable and Infidel Hombres | Spring Sunday 2017 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 16 | 38 | -22 | 0 | 6 | 11 |
| Alternative Facts | Spring Night 2017 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 25 | -5 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| Ivanna Win FC | Fall Sunday 2016 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| R U Joking? | Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| Go Back to Your Shit Hole | Spring Sunday 2016 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| DB's Marionettes | Spring Sunday 2016 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 32 | 42 | -10 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| The Oscars | Spring Night 2016 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 4 | 16 | 11 |
| 2 Wools & Orange Clowns | Fall Sunday 2015 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| I Götze no idea | Fall Night 2015 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 11 | 10 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Rapid Finishers | Spring Sunday 2015 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| Pepto Bismol Aftermath | Spring Night 2015 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| Greygoosed | Fall Sunday 2014 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 14 | 27 | -13 | 2 | 9 | 12 |
| Sean of the Dead | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 11 |
| Brew Crew | Spring Sunday 2014 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 27 | 19 | 8 | 2 | 24 | 12 |
| Rangers | Spring Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 11 |
| Hammers | Fall Sunday 2013 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| Dynamo | Fall Night 2013 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 30 | -10 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| Warm Golden Stream | Spring Sunday 2013 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 22 | 36 | -14 | 0 | 7 | 12 |
| Pink Taco | Spring Sunday 2013 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 31 | 30 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 12 |
| Silver Resposados | Spring Sunday 2013 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 41 | -20 | 0 | 6 | 12 |
| White Lightning | Fall Sunday 2012 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 2 | 12 | 12 |
| Purple Dragons | Fall Night 2012 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Black Pearl | Spring Sunday 2012 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 12 |